Would Would Win In An ACC Mascot Battle Royal?
Posted: 19 September 2019 10:18 AM   [ Ignore ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN0V9RpnS8Y

The great national Treasure Mike Leach has started something when asked in a recent pressure which Pac 12 Mascot would win a battle royal and the pirate did not let us down when a well thought out and hilarious breakdown of who would win as shown in the clip I’ve link.

Naturally we have to discuss who would win in an ACC mascot free for all..

Best Chance: 

UVa Cavalier:  Has swords, horseback and probably firearms.
FSU Seminole:  Same reason..probably has traded for firearms
NC State Wolfpack:  Could over-power with the numbers
Miami Hurricane:  Depends on how strong and where it hits.  Can be avoided
Wake Forest Demon Deacons:  If he has mystical powers look out!
Duke:  Again..Mystical powers!

Fair Chance:

Clemson Tiger.  As far as beasts, strong.
Ga Tech Yellow Jackets:  Bee Swarms can be deadly
UNC Tar Heel:  Catching the business end of a charging ram wound not be fun
Pitt: Panther is a strong cat but not elite in this matchup.

No Chance:

BC Eagle: Magnificent creature but no match
Louisville Cards: It would fly away
Syracuse Orangemen:  He’s just an orange dude.
Va Tech Hokies:  A Turkey…really?


I would have to go with the UVa Cavalier slightly over the seminole because he probably has some light armour and better weapons…

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Posted: 19 September 2019 04:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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A hurricane would kill a bunch with its wind, and drown all the rest with a storm surge. I choose them.

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Posted: 19 September 2019 05:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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FSU’s mascot is a group of Native Americans that have weathered many hurricanes. They also make weapons to handle wild beasts. A Blue Devil might have super natural powers, though. A swarm of yellow jackets might drive someone wild. A Panther vs a Tiger.. interesting. Rams might go into mountains and have an advantage of environment, but could get got. A church deacon? no chance. A turkey. mmm. Tasty. A pack of wolves might be tough to deal with. They are feisty. A French soldier? Let them eat cake. Eagles are cool, but not a winner here, and what is a color? They are just Orange, right?

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Posted: 19 September 2019 10:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Hurricane vs Blue Devil.  Take your pick on how strong you could imagine them being. 

I’m sure the native american got wrecked by hurricanes many times too.  They probably thought the gods/spirits were mad at them too.

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