The Big Ten, the Tim Tebow of Pathetic Football:
The State of Texas, the Tim Tebow of the Death Penalty:
The Grand Canyon, the Tim Tebow of National Parks:
Monster.Com, the Tim Tebow of Finding Jobs Online:
Craigslist, the Tim Tebow of Good Ideas:
Sonic Youth, the Tim Tebow of Noise:
Boise State, the Tim Tebow of Blue Astroturf:
Thanksgiving, the Tim Tebow of November Holidays:
8-Tracks, the Tim Tebow of Obsolete Audio Recordings:
Dewalt, the Tim Tebow of Power Tools:
Jimmy Superfly Snuka, the Tim Tebow of jumpin’ off the top rope:
Corn, the Tim Tebow of Midwestern U.S. Agriculture:
Stuart Scott, the Tim Tebow of Annoying Sportscasters:
Doyle Rainey, the Tim Tebow of Georgia Tech Nerds:
Buffalo, NY, the Tim Tebow of Chicken Wings:
Ben Johnson, the Tim Tebow of Steroids:
Woodstock, the Tim Tebow of Hippy Rock Festivals:
Fire, the Tim Tebow of Heat:
Gary Coleman, the Tim Tebow of 4 ft. 8 in. actors from the TV Show Different Strokes:
Tommy Lee, the Tim Tebow of Upside Down Drum Solos:
HD TV, the Tim Tebow of Making the World a Better Place:
Dick Cheney, the Tim Tebow of Reckless Hunting:
Ted Kennedy, the Tim Tebow of Drunks:
The New York Stock Exchange, the Tim Tebow of Stock Trading:
Buckethead, the Tim Tebow of Kentucky Fried Chicken Bucket-Wearing Guitar Phenoms:
Keith Richards, the Tim Tebow of Skeletons:
Alabama Football, the Tim Tebow of Paying Big Bucks for Stud Recruits:
Tornadoes, the Tim Tebow of Wind:
Rockets, the Tim Tebow of High-Speed Transportation
Chuck Norris, the Tim Tebow of Kickin’ Ass:
Tacos, the Tim Tebow of Mexican Food:
Tyrannosaurus Rex, the Tim Tebow of Carnivores:
PBR, the Tim Tebow of Cheap Beer:
OJ Simpson, the Tim Tebow of Getting Away w/ Murder:
The Chinese, the Tim Tebow of Ping Pong:
Dick Trickle, the Tim Tebow of chain-smoking stock car drivers from Wisconsin:
Barbara Walters, the Tim Tebow of Idiots:
Dalton, GA, the Tim Tebow of the Carpet Industry:
The Masters, the Tim Tebow of Golf Tournaments:
Ferrari, the Tim Tebow of Italian Sports Cars:
Dave Thomas, the Tim Tebow of Wendy’s:
Rush Limbaugh, the Tim Tebow of Right-Wing Radio:
Great White Sharks, the Tim Tebow of the Ocean:
The Empire State Building, the Tim Tebow of Buildings:
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The Internet, the Tim Tebow of Al Gore Inventions:
Bo Duke, the Tim Tebow of Bad-Ass Driving Skills:
Dr. J, the Tim Tebow of the ABA:
My Cousin Vinny, the Tim Tebow of Ralph Macchio Movies:
Carrot Top, the Tim Tebow of Ridiculous Comedians:
Johnny Cochran, the Tim Tebow of Defense Lawyers:
Kristi Yamaguchi, the Tim Tebow of Womens Figure Skating:
Rock Hudson, the Tim Tebow of Gay Actors:
Lowes, the Tim Tebow of Home Improvement:
Michael Vick, the Tim Tebow of Dog Fighting:
The Great Fire of London 1666, the Tim Tebow of Big City Fires:
Zeus, the Tim Tebow of Mythological Gods:
Johnny Carson, the Tim Tebow of Late Night TV:
Jimmie Hoffa, the Tim Tebow of Union Bosses:
Jupiter, the Tim Tebow of Planets:
Sid Vicious, the Tim Tebow of Punk Rock Bass Players:
Martin Luther King Jr., the Tim Tebow of Civil Rights:
Maximus, the Tim Tebow of Gladiators:
Greg Louganis, the Tim Tebow of Olympic Diving:
“Cats”, the Tim Tebow of Broadway Musicals:
Muhammad Ali, the Tim Tebow of Boxing:
Eddie Van Halen, the Tim Tebow of Rock Guitarists:
Vince Lombardi, the Tim Tebow of NFL Coaches:
Robert E. Lee, the Tim Tebow of the Confederacy:
Bill Dance, the Tim Tebow of Fishing:
Osama Bin Laden, the Tim Tebow of Terrorism
