There is this game on tonight called the Super Bowl. Whoever wins, we will be certain of the following things:
1. ESPN will not influence the participants in the game.
2. The champion will be decided on the FIELD!
3. Both teams in the title game at least won their divisions.
4. A lunatic fringe fan of the losing team will not poison any trees of the winning team’s facilities.
And last, but not least…..
5. At least we will see SOME offense in this game!!!!