GoTigers712 - 11 July 2012 02:30 PM
wow, if you had only said that every team in the SEC would go undefeated i would have thought you were a typical SEC homer
Apparently, you have not read The SEC Homer Handbook. It’s right there on page 1, rule 5: No SEC team could possibly win every game*because the SEC is tougher than the AFC North. Their players are so big, fast, and strong that other conferences’ teams bring 3 pr of game pants when they play an SEC team, in case one or more are ruined by repeated self-crappage.
If an SEC team does in fact lose to an OOC team, as unlikely as that is, rule 5 is to be invoked to justify defeat by noting that said losing team’s brutal conference schedule has beaten down and worn out that team to the point of no longer being competitive. There have been whole starting line-ups that could no longer tie their own shoes by season’s end.
*SEC teams that go undefeated shall be deemed demi-gods, because only super-human beings could attain such seemingly impossible success