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Sometimes It Is What It Is

By Buddy Martin
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Now I know how Superman feels about Kryptonite.

Now I know how Superman feels about Kryptonite.

In recent weeks I’ve been brought to my knees by Technology Hell, hurricanes, car problems and a spate of bad news -- including the loss of a friend – all the while doing my taxes.

My iPhone is still hijacked by IOS. I’m wrestling with Ma Bell about an overcharge. The tree deposited on my house by Irma has been removed, replaced by a tarp. My car is fixed but at twice the price I expected. We are all still grieving about our friend. And I still have a tough time watching the evening news. Taxes must wait.

It’s a process.

Ah, but there is always a big home college football game and tribute to Tom Petty to revive your spirits and help regain traction. And who wouldn’t take great pleasure in that drive up that iconic 441/301 route from Ocala to Gainesville on a Saturday?

Well, no, that route is flooded, so you take I-75 and merge into a parking lot of cars creeping at old-lady speeds. You are deprived of your favorite ride of autumn for now. A one-hour trip turns into two. But it’s Saturday and during the trip up you have successfully negotiated with a customer service agent to remove the extra charges from you cell phone bill.

Once inside the friendly confines of Ben Hill Griffin/Steve Spurrier Field, life immediately gets better. Or does it?

This isn’t the Good Ol’ Days of journalism and no press box is familiarly chock full of colleagues  – I get that. It was great to see Jeremy Foley, Scott Stricklin, Jerri Spurrier and my old friend from Chattanooga, Paul Grove. And besides, there is Gator football, which still brings out the passion in most of us Florida-educated folks.

Besides, who couldn’t get jazzed up by the appearance of Louisiana State University? The Tigers come limping in after humiliating losses to Mississippi State and Troy. We are almost pitying the fate of the vilified, barbecued and Cajun-fried Ed Oregon.

Living large and on the edge, winning close games like they were cherry-picking them, Jim McElwain’s Gators rally from two touchdowns back and set the stage for a fourth-quarter comeback that would surely wind up as another Florida win. Maybe victory off the toe of Eddy Pineiro – because don’t the Gators always win the close ones?

But wait! After Lamical Perine’s second rushing touchdown, holder Johnny Townsend takes the snap from Ryan Farr, spins the ball toward the laces and the thunderfooted 178-pounder from Miami is about to deposit it through the goal posts -- just like he has done all 46 times before.

If ever there is a sure thing, it’s No. 15, who is so popular that the fans chant Eddy! Eddy! Eddy! before every kick. He wears the number of the most famous Gator player ever. What other kicker reaps that kind of love in college football?

Bad snap, ball down, but spinning, Pineiro shank-hooks it – not his fault – and LSU wins, 17-16, giving Oregon his get-out-of-hell-free card.

Kryptonite!

If you wanted to play the odds against that happening, you wouldn’t get much return on your money, because the probability of Eddy!Eddy!Eddy! missing his 47th PAT are infinitesimal.

So there weren’t any champagne corks popping in Gainesville for homecoming, but there was another homecoming of sorts.

In a tribute to Hogtown’s own Tom Petty, the crowd broke out in a rousing edition of Petty’s popular “Free Fallin’” in the first half that sounded so indigenous to The Swamp that I predict it will become the Gators’ Anthem much the way that Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” has to Red Sox fans and Fenway Park.

And if that didn’t give you a chill, then certainly the orchestrated “I Won’t Give In” sounds like it’s ready for the flip side of the “We Are The Boys From Old Florida” hymnal that is sung between the third and fourth quarters. Even my friend Paul Finebaum emailed me, “I’m sorry I missed the tribute to Tom Petty” while he was in the middle of his Sunday morning gig on ESPN.

So oddly enough, the most memorable moment at The Swamp was music. By the way, the heat of the Florida-LSU rivalry just got stoked. As if losing wasn’t bad enough, the LSU band tromped on the sanctity of Gator Holy Grail -- the tribute to Gainesville’s most famous musician – by playing over the crowd’s chorus of “Free Fallin.’”

Even the LSU band was talking smack.

The loss is disappointing but isn’t earth shattering.  What should be more disturbing is all those empty seats – especially in the North end zone. Even though the announced crowd was 88,427. Wasn’t there a long waiting list back in 1997?

I could go into the litany of excuses and reasons Florida lost, but won’t. Things are going to keeping changing everywhere week after week – see Michigan, Florida State and Oklahoma – so let’s just ride this one out.

I’ll just leave this here. After Saturday’s game, a long-time friend and big-time Gator advocate with a good football mind, texted me: “You were right back in 1997. We were sitting at Wolfy’s talking about Florida football and Spurrier. You said, ‘Enjoy it. These types of runs come along once in a lifetime.’ I didn’t fully appreciate it then. I do now.’”

Could that have been 20 years ago?

Buddy Martin - Buddy Martin is a veteran columnist, talk show host and author. A longtime observer of college football, Martin is heard weeknights on the Buddy Martin Show on ESPN Coastal Georgia and WMOP/WGGG in Ocala/Gainesville Fla. and the Southern Pigskin Radio Network, where he also co-hosts The Terry Bradshaw Show. Buddy won an Emmy while he was with Terry at CBS as an associate producer. More of Buddy's work can be found at BuddyMartinMedia.com where his show is streamed live. Buddy's most recent book is Steve Spurrier's autobiography "Head Ball Coach: My Life in Football" published by Blue Rider Press. He also wrote Urban Meyer's authorized biography, "Urban's Way," and Terry Bradshaw's autobiography "Looking Deep." Contact him at Buddyshow@aol.com, Facebook/The Buddy Martin Show and @Buddyshow on Twitter.